🦈 Shark Coochie Board

Because nobody knows how to say charcuterie.

Meet the Shark Coochie Board.

This board is 21" x 6.25"

Handmade by yours truly, each board is a one-of-a-kind piece of functional ridiculousness. The wood is 100% natural—no dye, no artificial coloring. 

The infamous “shark coochie” design is CNC-carved directly into the board and then filled with epoxy. Once cured, it's sanded down to an incredibly smooth finish.

And yes—it's an actual charcuterie board. You can use it for meats, cheeses, crackers, fruits, snacks, appetizers, and whatever else you feel like putting on your shark. It's also perfectly happy hanging on your wall and judging your decorating choices.

A few important things about your new favorite board:

• Natural wood color — no dye or artificial coloring.
• CNC-carved shark coochie design filled with epoxy.
• Hand-sanded to a smooth finish because nobody wants a splinter in their charcuterie.
• 100% functional as a serving/charcuterie board.
• You can cut on the wood, but I recommend avoiding the epoxied design when using a knife. 
• You can hand wash it and dry it to keep it clean. No DISHWASHER!!