{"product_id":"shark-coochie-board-tiger-wood","title":"Shark Coochie Board - Tiger Wood","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e🦈 Shark Coochie Board\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause nobody knows how to say charcuterie.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eShark Coochie Board\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis board is 24\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHandmade by yours truly, each board is a one-of-a-kind piece of functional ridiculousness. The wood is \u003cstrong\u003e100% natural—no dye, no artificial coloring.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe infamous \u003cstrong\u003e“shark coochie”\u003c\/strong\u003e design is CNC-carved directly into the board and then filled with epoxy. Once cured, it's \u003cstrong\u003esanded down to an incredibly smooth finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd yes—\u003cstrong\u003eit's an actual charcuterie board.\u003c\/strong\u003e You can use it for meats, cheeses, crackers, fruits, snacks, appetizers, and whatever else you feel like putting on your shark. It's also perfectly happy hanging on your wall and judging your decorating choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eA few important things about your new favorite board:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNatural wood color\u003c\/strong\u003e — no dye or artificial coloring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCNC-carved shark coochie design\u003c\/strong\u003e filled with epoxy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand-sanded to a smooth finish\u003c\/strong\u003e because nobody wants a splinter in their charcuterie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% functional\u003c\/strong\u003e as a serving\/charcuterie board.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYou can cut on the wood\u003c\/strong\u003e, but I recommend avoiding the epoxied design when using a knife. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can hand wash it and dry it to keep it clean. \u003cstrong\u003eNo DISHWASHER!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Hanna Woodworking","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49079728832702,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0424\/3557\/5968\/files\/DE33E319-4EF3-41CE-A646-5C4839C96BCC.jpg?v=1789766821","url":"https:\/\/hannawoodworking.com\/products\/shark-coochie-board-tiger-wood","provider":"Hanna Woodworking","version":"1.0","type":"link"}